Pulling out of the Paris Agreement-

“Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You know, it’s as if these people don’t hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, their clothes are made of straw.

We pull up in a bunch of Humvees and SUVs going, ‘Hey, you want to cut the smoke out of here?'” –Jay Leno

The greedy pigs had a hearty laugh at your expense earlier today. Fear and insecurity made the piggies fatter,gave them an extra chin and made their grunts louder. The pigs were sitting in their conference room, with dogs guarding the door and the sheep standing at the corners attending to their every need and greed that needed to be met. They said to their foot soldier pig,”Fear is our bullet and insecurity our gun.Tell your people they are going to freed from the oppression of the world. Lie to them how they are going be a priority over the rest of the world”.

The smaller piggy,who was as greedy,orange and filthy as his pig overlords said,”As you say, masters”. He bowed and left the room only to rise at the Paris conference and tell the world that his farm was going to pull out of the Paris Agreement. The pigs in the conference were overwhelmed, gestured their sheep to bring forth their booze and food for the feast. The sheep obediently followed the commands.While they themselves were half-fed, they ensured that their master pigs were well fed as they had to make the best decisions for everyone.

But why did the Pigs want to pull out of the Paris agreement so badly? Here are the quickest three reasons that come to your mind when you hear the swine laughing.


World Bank estimated that more than 100 million people will be pushed into poverty across the world by 2030. This is a direct result of pulling out of the Paris Agreement. Thanks to global warming, crop failures will be ensured in the developing countries and under developed countries of South East Asia, Sub Saharan regions, Sotuh Asia etc. These poor farmers will have no other option but to work as labourers in the factories that belong to these piggies. Thereby, ensuring greater production but with lesser pay and lower work conidtions.” What is their alternative? Try and cultivate the land in harsh condition”, the Pigs laughed as the whiskey overflowed from the corner of their mouths.

World Bank Article here.


Before the Paris Agreement, the foot soldier pig spoke of bringing back the old jobs in the coal mining industries, cement factories and environmentally taxing industries for the people of his farm. If this happens, it will lead to more tax cuts and benefits to the oil and coal factories of the Piggies and will discourage the alternative energies such as wind and solar energy to come up. The Piggies will be rolling in thicker bundles of dollar bills without any cleaner competition which had provided twice as many jobs as the coal industry until now.

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AsĀ  result of pulling out of the Paris Agreement,the Piggies now will let the Dogs in the media brainwash the Sheep in front of the television to make them believe that it is the developing and largely populated countries like India and China who are responsible for the Carbon emission. Yes, these sheep will blindly believe this,telling themselves that the two countries that together constitute 38 percentage of the entire world population will now be responsible for the climate disaster. Thinking their farm is in no way responsible for any climate change whatsoever. Even though their consumption as a smaller population is more than the people of these two countries

The Pigs are now laughing at your vulnerability. They are laughing at your helplessness.

The Pigs are destroying the world at your expense.

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And tell me,what are the other reasons why the Pigs might be laughing after pulling out of the Paris Agreement.

Author: The Brown Nomad

Also published on Medium.

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